Frankly, I seriously doubt any of them are hoping to hear from him.

“Top Youth Soccer Recruits for Trump”

But he supports US Soccer? (the old logo, at least)

Ya gotta start to wonder when the person can’t see out of any of the windows, whether they might be a little... off. Of course, when Black people have window tint that’s “too dark”, let’s pull them right over. But this guy just tools around, doing his special Trumpster thing, unmolested and unchallenged by law…

Wayne Rooney’s achievement is even more impressive if you consider that he moved to a foreign country without even speaking the same language. 

Key-fob Kelly:

Are you for what they did to Kavanaugh? Are you for having your government run by a mob or are you for the rule of law?

Beautiful goal, but holy shit that volley at 0:11 deserves mention as well. Even though it was saved, to get that clean of a hit on a ball coming from that height and from that far away. Great save by the keeper on that absolute rocket.

A sentence or two taken out of context is not the entirety or even representative of the defense. I have not read the transcript, but from this article I suspect that that particular line is part of a sequence of reasoning that goes something like 1) bar patrons showed open hostility toward Spencer and his friend 2)…

Do the Australian commentators always mention that he used to play basketball?

You’re a security guard stuck in the rain at an 8 hour Dolphins game, you’re “pants-won’t-stay-up” fat, your crappy poncho makes you the wrong kind of wet, and now you have to chase down a happy, healthy, wealthy 10-year-old whose life is already more interesting than yours will ever be. What’s that suicide hotline…

Cadet Hotspurs

The most honorable of squeezes. 

Counterpoint: It’s a perfectly pleasant film. Yeah, the jokes are pretty dumb and obvious, but it’s got a congenial energy to it, and the cast is game and appealing. And as for it being “75% gay panic jokes,” pardon me while I execute a Liz Lemon-style epic eyeroll for the ages. I mean, I guess not wanting to get…

Agreed, unless Tigre is doing things on Sunday, whereupon golf is actually high human drama. I’m sure CBS’s ratings will back up that assessment.

the thumbnail is actually a picture of a lifter at the top of an ethnic cleansing & jerk, a far-right movement found in the Olympic sport of Wehrmachtlifting, not power-lifting.

“Oh my stars! Where is my fainting couch?”

I’m old enough to remember when this was called Ghost Riding.

I’m a huge feminist and think this guy deserves to be in jail forever. That said, I also pretty much agree with his lawyers. You seriously think a judge acted in an unbiased fashion when she joined the girls to accept an award for their bravery on national television? That is INCREDIBLY inappropriate for a judge.

You can’t have a post All-Star game collapse if you start it before the All-Star break