Bro are you trying to tell me you didn’t cry during Joe’s monologue at the Mitchell Park Domes?

How does Nigeria consistently have the freshest uniforms, men and women?

Not all heinous acts should be crimes.

Yeah, fuck his lawyers, two fat cat public defenders, for trying to help their client!

They don’t care about window tints or traffic violations, those are pretexts to pull cars over and then claim they “smell marijuana” in order to justify a search of the car for guns or other drugs. 

I mean, that basically already happened

[Note: This article contains spoilers for tonight’s season premiere of The Conners.]

Not for anyone who grew up with the internet.

Insults Kaepernick? Or proves his point?

And how do you force someone to “receive care” without locking them in? I don’t give a fuck about Kanye, but I used to represent people being involuntarily committed for mental health treatment and it is an absolutely nightmarish system. 

Yes, all mentally ill people should be locked in cages, whether or not they are violent.

Every vote is equal when it comes to things like referenda and state constitutional amendments, because gerrymandering and redistricting doesn’t affect those votes.

This was the opening to a Nickelodeon show. Fucking awesome.

Wisconsin has zero private prisons and we still have some of the worst incarceration rates in terms of volume and racial disparity in the country.

Because he always has like 10x the money thanks primarily to out of state donations (aka the Kochs).

What evidence suggests that media coverage of a shooter makes future attacks more likely?

Is there's any evidence to suggest that not naming the shooter decreases mass shootings?

So the answer to violence in Chicago is more guns, is what you’re saying?

Do people call the Iraq War the Gulf War?

I always thought that Eurotrip had a certain amount of charm that most of the other 2000s gross out teen comedies lacked. The Manchester United “My Baby Takes the Morning Train” joke always kills me.