Hence the exclamation point!!!

They’ve got it all. Protein. Carbs. Fiber. Affordable.

He’s from Buffalo.  His accent is the most Buffalonian accent that ever Buffaloed.  I can’t tell if it’s a put-on or not but people definitely sound like that (especially in South Buffalo).

What happens when two of the most basic-ass things in existence come crashing together? Friend, we’re about to find out.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

It’s the one that can fully open their throat and swallow no gagging, correct?

It was in jest... most car thefts are destine for a chop shop or smash n grab and not a future owner.

The sooner the baby boomers leave this earth the better

Deacon St John, are they serious?

“Why is this guy celebrating that someone got hurt? Especially a police officer?”

It was definitely a major break from the way people usually walk the streets of Cleveland:

Thank you for explaining my joke to me

They were given no days off,

You don’t have to be especially bright to get a law degree, is the thing.

My kids will know what it’s like to fail and never quit.

Crtl+F “Gritty”

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10,000 words is like 20 pages of type. He did say, however, that it takes an average of 10,000 hours to master something.

Nah, he’s Welsh. It’s more likely Lygvrwyth Bwyllyngh

1) They’re human beings deserving of empathy and respect and she has a soul.

For a team with no trophies recently, despite being “the best team in England,” this is about the right level for Tottenham.