I’m sure these kids have seen enough divers the last few days.

In what way is England for the MAGA people? Probably the most ridiculous hot take I’ve seen on Deadspin in a long time.

Endurance athletes, triathletes and distance runners, are a humble lot

No, just not funny.

Ultras have, in a way, distorted what running is about by glorifying distance (which non-runners can appreciate) over speed (which they can’t). And, a ‘Gram from the wild is sexier than one from the track or the asphalt. Sarah’s exactly right—the racing is far more about suffering and overcoming than it is being a…

is your implication here that horse owners and trainers didn’t know that winning the Triple Crown was incredibly lucrative until 2011?

The next time a judge hands out a lenient punishment for a minority defendant in a red state or a red district, conservatives will jump on this and return the favor. This was a big mistake. This judge handed out punishment that did not fit the crime, but he did so within the perimeters of the law. If you don’t like…

But not really because Stephen Colbert (in this scenario) was already a household name making really good money and decided to go to Fox News. PFT was looking for a decent paying job and Barstool was the place that offered him one. Let’s not act like he had multiple suitors and he thought that Barstool was the one…

I love Deadspin and I am and will always be Team Deadspin, particularly when it comes to Barstool.

Hannah - you know there IS a Bobby Bonds too, right?

The Lions don’t usually do anything in first place

Of course they recognized him. It’s the only reason he wasn’t handcuffed and tazed for loitering in the front of the restaurant.

To be fair, even NBA stars can get lost in the crowd of international celebrities that is Milwaukee. They don’t call it ‘Monte Carlo of the Midwest’ for nothing.

Me: Well, I finished booking my flight to Dallas next week, let’s see what’s happening on Gizmodo...

I mean, what’s the thought here? On a really slow day a guy won with a time he’s proven he’s capable of running. If he’d broken a record, or smashed a PR to come out of nowhere ok but....this passes the sniff test I think.

Not that I agree with Barstool’s objective and their content, but damn don’t you have anything better to do than to nitpick at every single thing they do?

I feel like the security guard who caught the bike rack isn’t getting the credit he deserves.

Returning home with his daughter, Steve is excited to find out that his blooper is everywhere! Sportscenter, Deadspin, the local news. He shows his wife, who was not at the game.

I’m sorry for your loss. That was very brave of you to share.