EtTuSchrute
Old Gregg
EtTuSchrute

Confirmed - I know how to pronounce Reese’s correctly, and say it correctly if I’m eating a cup, but something deep in my brain compels me to say “Reesee peecees” if I’m eating the candies. I think it’s my wife’s fault for reinforcing it.

Whelp, one down. Currently circling around the next one’s the block in my van.

edgy

Yeah, that’s how we do things: we don’t insist that those accused of a crime convince us that they’re innocent, we demand those accusing them to show why they’re guilty. It’s a good system.

please tell me that’s not a serious question

excuse me, sir EXCUSE ME, have you heard about [school i attended or am a fan of]?

What’s funny is that on Jezebel, this would be good news.

someone needs to hold this dude close to their chest and shush in his ear while assuring him his dick is normal and probably works ok

Isn’t Joey Gallo dead?

The point is: who gets to decide what is “Quality programming”?

probably should have googled whether or not he has in fact died. he has not, but I assure you death will come for him

Because there’s a genuine difference. With ebonic names it’s to show solidarity with African-American culture. There’s actually been studies regarding ebonic names.

How dare a speech therapist, who works with impoverished children and adults using medicaid, become offended when an article published on a feminist website attacks a white supremacist who has written about strategies on how to rape women for, not his views, but a very noticeable speech impediment.

Yes, because I am a speech therapist who deals with bullied children and unemployed adults who are socially ostracized because of this every day of their fucking life, and I’m disgusted that a site which claims to care about social justice would publish this extremely vile content.

ZOMG a racist, sexist, homophobic person with a speech impediment, lets mock them for an immutable characteristic usually suffered by poor black and brown children instead of their disgusting views.

Is today the last day of your unpaid internship, and is tomorrow the first day of your enormously high-paying job for a completely different company? Because, yeah, then you should totally tell your boss that.

By God. That man... had a family.

Who in God’s name would ever go to Kenosha for a weekend?

That’s a funny show full of funny people, but I think the concept works less and less the further from the bunker she gets.

Actually your calculations are a tad bit inflated. Most police cruiser record less about an hour of footage a day, as they only record when the lights are on, or someone is in the back seat. If you include the fact that that we know they didn’t pay retail for the storage, police department footage isn’t that expensive