I’m sure this classic sitcom scenario happens all the damn time.

I love me some bad names griping. This...doesn’t seem all that bad...? Maybe my tolerance has gone up, or these really aren’t that bad (or maybe there’s a joke that going right over my head. More than a little bit possible).

“These people have awful names.”

As a former PAC “athlete”, I cannot believe I’m seeing my conference on deadspin.

Don’t forget that this is the last time any of these kids will be in a position of power for the next 4-5 years. After this, they are at the whims of anal retentive, overly competitive vindictive jackasses.

You got it. People of conscience and patriotism should stay clear, and the only people who should be in the military now are those who are 1000% on board with Trumpistan, so when the military is called forth to preserve the autocrat’s power, they’ll be fully staffed with those who have no issues with firing on…

That was a pretty bad hold, tho

The NFL’s real #1 priority, as proven by that 2-point conversion flag: Protecting their favored children.

Weird that the public isn’t clamoring for more golf in a city where median per capita income hovers around US$6000.

Uh, if you say so.

Joey Porter was, and continues to be, one of my favorite Steelers. I am pleased by stories of him fucking with kickers. Are there any more former kickers who post on Deadspin who have stories to tell?

This problem is easily solved.

She got paid almost double what Pratt got paid ($20 million to his $12) and she gets a percentage of the profits, so I imagine that have something to do with it.

Can we have a article titled ‘Women Who Got Away With It in 2016?’

finally, a TV show about a white heterosexual cis-woman!

I’m sure Seahawks fans will support him regardless of his decision.

The Justice System.

I think the way many DAs are prosecuting minors who share nude pictures of themselves under child pornography statutes does show the importance of fully considering how laws can be implemented in ways the original drafters may not intend. I hope future “revenge porn” laws focus on stopping harassment.

Well, because its not a 1950 James Stewart movie. Coaches and sports programs aren’t in the least bit interested in a “fair” win unless its in their favor. A sad reality.

Yep. Question still stands.