I went to college with some kids from South Sudan. I remember thinking they looked a hell of a lot older than 19, then figured out why when they started casually tossing anecdotal atrocities into everyday cafeteria ball-busting.

High school officials had their suspicions piqued when they overheard Johnathon discussing how he feels that although Nels Cline has been an amazing addition to Wilco, he just had not like the direction the band had been heading towards until Star Wars. But, man oh man, what an amazing return to glory. And it’s…

I’d say something insulting about their fans....

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

I had a March Madness style bracket of 64 baby names (32 girls, 32 boys) that I sent to my family to fill out. No one even opened the spreadsheet.

I can’t tell if you’re serious.

It’s interesting to watch a state admitting it’s got nothing else going for it.

That’s a picture of a kid eating Dippin’ Dots.

What about me?

wouldn’t that just be a bicyclist?

I like how mentioning cis has anything to do with this particular topic. Or mansplaining. White was enough.

can only be categorized as “peak cis white mansplain.”

A dropped third strike is my preferred LLHR starter

My favorite player is He Haiti.

I will never care about cricket, but I admire that they were willing to tinker with the game’s format. If baseball played twice a week and had 50 games a season, I’d love it again.

When he finally got a chance to bat, it was the fourth ball of the 17th over, and the West Indies were down 155-116. They would need to score 40 runs in their final 21 ball to win.

Why - because Deadspin TOLD you it should?

You think you’re the shit, aren’t you?

Nope, just the usual stop at your mom’s house then on to the main event.

Do we get a lesbian vibe from an openly gay woman? Yeah, we kinda do.