I thought you said Shiv Scene at first. Way to dissapoint.

“...as an anemic and noodle-bodied sloth with zero competitive instincts who was traumatized by the mere thought of physical discomfort...”

who the fuck calls / uses siri after they were raped? this is as absurd as posting “help” on facebook after an accident instead of calling 911

“Siri, someone annotated my blog on News Genius”

I found Siri’s response to my query “I accidentally slammed a car door on my dick and locked the keys inside, what do I do” to be equally inadequate and insensitive, and I am suing Apple Inc. for eleventy billion dollars.

It’s like Crossfitters and powerlifters. Close, but different and angry.

Too bad you can't just delete your original post

No fucking phones, no one texting and Facebooking. Just good under age drinking. Concerts used to be a lot of fun.

pre- Ride The Lightening? So Kill ‘em All and that was it?

Hanging-on-the-rim-technicals are the worst, simply because of the fact that now fans now scream and yell if their team doesn’t get the call. If you complain about not getting two shots because the other team lingered on the rim, you’re a fuckin’ nerd.

The crown acted the way it did because of the stigma now attached to questioning a woman who says she’s been attacked.

Imagine if the police/crown had investigated her claims and then decided they couldn’t get a conviction. The outrage would be incredible.

Kid better watch out. Next time he’s up the tee will be inside the batter’s box.

I’m sure female Uber drivers are just itching to pick up men who pay premiums for female drivers. “My address is 123 Remote Cabin Where Nobody Can Hear You Scream Lane”

“I’m so glad I recorded this.”

You didn’t need XBL to watch ESPN3, haven’t for almost 3 years now.

I am also a sweaty guy.* I understand what you are saying, but must be forced to disagree. Yes people will see you sweat. Yes you will be a sopping mess. But AT LEAST people won’t have to look at your nipples or chest hairs plastered against the inside of your shirt. If Sean miller was even a little more hairy, that…

He’ll fit right it. He’s already spent spent nearly 2 years upstate.

Chris Christie said the same thing in his exit speech.

Since this was the first day after the Presidents’ Day holiday, I thought that they had raised their price

Of course, it doesn't weaken the point that it's a useless sacrifice as the claim is God sacrificed his son (who's also himself) while knowing that the sacrifice wasn't permenant. Or is there something I'm missing that indicates that God didn't know what was going to happen? So, while there's a "mystery" that the dual…