Is that last part even true?

"I don't know if Jameis Winston is guilty, but the statistics say he almost certainly is."

It's crazy to me that anyone living in the United States of America could be offended at what they did

Shoutout to the lineman who was prevented from making a tackle by the kicker's gentle shoulder nudge.

Why would you want to? The female ones always seem smarter. I've seen some of them go from high school, to college, to take charge business women. Most of the guys just end up as pizza men and plumbers.

I'm with you. I think all major milestones in a man or woman's life should be shared and celebrated with the ones they love, especially parents.

I love that this is ROWING. Rowing has this upper class, serene, tradition thing going for it, where even the shit rowers just go slower and don't really appear that much different than the good rowers. I mean, you ever seen JV basketball? There is nothing dignified about the shitty players on a jv basketball team.…

Won't someone please think of the ridiculously rich oil oligarchs?

Blount should consider himself lucky that he didn't get any bleach poured on him.

"Yeah, the average runner eats and drinks too much."

It had the feel of the way somebody sounds right before they go through some awful medical emergency on live television. So not seizing/heart attacking/etc. right on the spot there proves that it could have been worse. It's like the guy had to run up a flight of stairs to get there.

Yeah, but if that tattoo was a quarter inch lower we would've missed it completely.

I definitely prefer that Spotted Cow carries Wisconsin's flagship brew flag as opposed to anything from Leinenkugel, which my college buddies from WI liked to highly tout back in the early 2000s.

headline: LAWYER ACTUALLY DOING HIS JOB ON BEHALF OF CLIENT. i guess that's not as much of a clickbait headline, though. I'd love to see what suits gawker has defended itself against and how your lawyers portray themselves.

You can tell it's a real cop because he uses a choke hold that his department has outlawed.

All of the "play dead" training I subject my child to is going to really pay off one day.

What kind of psycho makes their "young child" play dead?

"When you go to my Mecca, a little place called Applebees, you should be able to get all the sliders you want."

Every culture has suffered atrocities.

Who can blame Jeter for asking someone else to be the one who sucks ass for once?