Well, your rape isn't in that number because they don't survey every person in America, just a large, representative sample. 14,155 people.

Can't believe they're not playing them at 4:3, which was the style at the time.

"Not just walking slowly, mind you: I'm talking about moonwalking, cartwheeling, or perhaps doing the worm for the entire 360 feet."

Nah- hurts too much when you pull it out. Index finger is much better for nose picking.

Yet NASCAR is the only sport where violence on the track is encouraged, yep just a bunch of upstanding citizens wildly throwing punches at each other any time someone rubbed a little two much paint or made pass underline etc. I get the feeling that if a bunch of larger darker men did the racing instead of 5'8 140lb…

Drug dealers in St. Louis play "the game" the right way!

MEMO: "Come one, come all! Dan Snyder is hosting an art sale to benefit the Southside Community Center. All art must include the following logo. Ps. Don't be on crack for once."

How can you tell if a person is an ultramarathoner?

Hating on Spotted Cow is a tradition among FIBs, however, at least half the plates in the New Glarus parking lot every weekend are that of Illinois.

In "Seven Nation Army" Jack White sang, "And I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding right before the Lord." You know who else was bleeding right before the Lord? The 40 people that got shot in Chicago over the weekend.

I also enjoy getting angry about overblown implications of hypothetical situations that do not affect me in any way. Want to start a club?

Same here. I go to a well known spot here (several people have made it to the Games and done well). I'm part of the "Misfits" as we call ourselves because none of us eat paleo, and we time our workouts to coincide with happy hour at the bar down the block.

Sneering obnoxous swine, he's blatantly trying to bait him so he can maim or kill the guy for "not obeying my commands". Just contemptible, there's no reason to treat a speeder like a dangerous felon. The dude's complying as ordered and the pig is trying to force him to "slip up" with all that "palms up, toward me,…

He did the right thing. It's just a stupid ball.

Wanna know who still buys CDs? These people do, which is why "shirtless country" is a thing now. It's basically country-twanged pop rock based around dumb bumpkin escapist fantasies and performed by wholesome non-threatening rubes whose greatest dream is to become the new Jimmy Buffett. These tours are a huge deal…

ugh. You think people really want to go to El Paso, Lubbock, and College Station. No thank you.

Yup, we can sure learn from the Brits ;)

Many of them are under police occupation; some are held by drug lords, and they are generally characterized by their isolation and lack of basic services. They are not super fun places

I actually got into the World Cup when the USA got so close (but unfortunately lost the championship to Ghana). I don't think we reached the championship again for a while, but it looks like we are in it this year again for another chance finally. :)

It can't be a pit bull, because the title would be "pit bull attacks child" if it's any other breed, it's always "dog attacks child."