I think the real story here is that there's archived streaming video for most of a 10U baseball tourney.

mimicking the quarterback's money gesture

Stay classy, rural America.

He is inbred to Numbered Account through his dam, and further back he has the usual Northern Dancer/Mr. Prospector crosses. Still, his pedigree is interesting and not nearly as colorful as some out there. For all the talk of his poor breeding, it doesn't take long to get back to the big names. Hopefully there will be…

Justin Gatlin (a member of that team) has been cheating his entire career. He didn't deserve it in the first place.

Do the pacesetters carry sticks with bright balloons and time goals stamped on them? Sounds like they may as well. Berlin and London and the like might as well add some gimmicky themed Goofy medal too.

I don't know... He didn't shake that first beer over his head! ***** Time!

That kid got lucky, as the brave hero was merely trying to "restore order" by injuring the students. If he had actually "feared for his safety" he would have shot her fourteen times, along with the school mascot who appeared to "lunge at him" in a "threatening manner".

You're right, that doesn't sound remotely Native American whatsoever.

Hockey only, but mites on ice between periods is usually more fun than the game itself.

Kelly Kapoor: Excuse me, sea monster, you weigh like a thousand pounds.
Lonny: Yeah?
Kelly Kapoor: Yeah.
Lonny: I bet you'd like to swim with this sea monster, wouldn't you?

$2.5 million might seem like a lot, but if she's been a member at a CrossFit gym for a few months, she may just be looking for a membership reimbursement.

Shit, millions on Englishmen have died since they won the World Cup.

How exciting! Milwaukee residents must be thrilled to catch a glimpse of what the future has in store.

Speaking of practical jokers, does anybody remember Larry? I remember Larry.

Your grandparents (or at least average Italian immigrants) learned enough English to get by day to day, and used Italian as their at-home language and with other Italians (and of course to pass citizenship tests). That's what immigrants today do as well. The "message" of this ad is not counter to this at all. If you…

Think of the mayhem that could have ensued had this dude not been there to maintain order.

I'm pretty sure those two are with a group from Miami. Look at the Marlins fan seated right behind them.

Or blame morons who imbue hockey with idiotic tit-for-tat reprisal-based morality. Those people are gaaaaaaaaaaaarbage.

Supreme Court Justice joke on a sports website predominantly geared towards dick jokes