The fact that a team has lots of rookies even playing is a bad sign.

Wait, Georgia has a Waukesha County too? Is it as shitty as Wisconsin’s Waukesha County?

Ooof, imagine trying to stay sober during summer on campus knowing that the terrace is just steps away...

Two weeks is a long trial for a case with a single charge.

Add more butter than the 8 tablespoons it already calls for??

Congratulations! Because we sold your family members for money, you can come to Georgetown and go $280,000 in debt!

Can a statistician explain to me why three of the counties on the top 10 list are named Franklin? Also, as someone with Franklin County, PA roots, color me legitimately fucking surprised that they ignore ICE detainers! That is Trump country through and through (it’s also diabetes and Medicare country, so maybe they…

Immediate playing time.

As a public defender, I want as many people settling their petty bullshit on their own out of court so the court system can deal with actual problems.

Jeremiah Gutjahr appears to be a biblical name followed by some sort of Scandinavian surname. What the fuck is the problem?

The collision didn’t “look” bad because the camera angle doesn’t show him getting bashed in the back of the head.

Lets also remember that the vast majority of european football chants are mostly just variations of the same chants done by other teams. And half of them are fucking lame: “Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal, Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal, Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal, Arsenal, AR-SEN-AL!”

Agreed. I’m a public defender in a large city, so I have a good sense of what the typical “home invasion” case looks like. So I think of it like a math problem now:

Can someone who practices in a jurisdiction that has hate crime enhancers explain what are the practical effects of charging something as a hate crime? Just a few years added to the maximum penalty? Or is it necessary in order for the feds to have jurisdiction over this case? I’m all in favor of considering the…

you don’t need to be tall to play college football in the NESCAC.

Yes that adds a great deal of credibility!

We’re also talking about civil lawsuits too right? So the correct terminology is “liable” and “not liable”.

slow hacks serve a vital role: slowing you down for the first mile so you don’t blow up by going out too hard due to the adrenaline rush.

What happened to your kids between 24 and 25 man?

If you don’t break the stem off of your broccoli while stI’ll at the grocery store, you’re doing it wrong. First, it’s pointless to eat. Second, you buy broccoli by weight, so you’d save a few cents.