The “humiliated kid” could have played defense if he wanted to stop him from dancing instead of standing six feet off the ball.

Agreed. The headline implies that the State made a motion to dismiss that the court overruled, which is something that can happen in certain circumstances.

Um, most places where youth basketball is played have women’s bathrooms and locker rooms. Also at that age kids just show up in their uniforms, maybe changing into different shoes.

I always loved that making minimal contact with the most heavily padded person on the ice is a capital offense in hockey.

They have like 10 tours a day if you really want to go.

Don’t forget to weed out the cops that died in car accidents that weren’t caused by suspects.

I don’t know how Detroit is laid out but jails typically need to be literally connected to the courthouse, which in most cities is located downtown. Jail isn’t the same thing as prison, it’s primary purpose is to hold people for court hearings.

Love it, the old fraternity defense. “So six women got date raped at our spring fling, at least we raised $400 for charity!”

Good thing Louisiana doesn’t require a unanimous jury!

I don’t think that’s stupid at all. The criminal justice system doesn’t solve problems.

Bizarre yet totally routine!

You may want to sit down for this....almost everyone who receives a lifetime of prison after a jury trial files an appeal.

Oooo are we allowed to make fun of mixed race people now?

I drank a lot of beer and smoked a lot of weed (looking at you Emory) on my recruiting visits to fucking D-3 soccer schools. I can’t imagine what goes down on big time football visits.

Do you think it would be better for the country for your spot to be filled by some dipshit Trump supporter from Liberty University law school?

Did you actually play sports? Because I did, well within the participation trophy generation, and everyone knew the difference between the participation trophies and the champion trophies.

Was that even a hard it? It looked like a glorified bear hug. Yeah their faces made contact too, but not nearly hard enough to cause any sort of brain injury.

Because he’s also a Somali citizen.

He can burn too. He could waltz his way to a 48 second 400 and could very likely go sub 11 in the 100.

Has a more blatant strength coach ever walked the earth?