Thanks! As I said above, I sort of split the difference between "rigid outline" and "Jesus take the wheel."
Thanks! As I said above, I sort of split the difference between "rigid outline" and "Jesus take the wheel."
Hi! I'd like to ask about your business model, for lack of a better term. When you started writing, how did you support yourself? Did you pull a J.K. Rowling and write on napkins in your free time? Or did you have a dedicated time and place for your writing? How did you pay the bills? Once you got published the…
Welp, this is devastating: A South African animal rescue center is caring for a baby rhinoceros whose mother was…
It sounds like what you're saying is that we need a stronger safety net in addition to much stronger gun control. I think everyone can agree with that, but describing it as a "heart" problem - and I'm blaming the maker of the sign you saw here, not you - is a fucking cop out. It's similar to people pathologizing…
It's absolutely true that something also needs to be done about mental illnesses.
*rolls eyes*
Iggy Azalea has a song named "Fancy." Reba McEntire has a song named "Fancy." Add the them together and you fanciest…
"to be present, to be aware of your surroundings, little things like that"
A major setback for smarmy dudes who like to brag about the length of their erect cocks: Ladies prefer girth, rather…
Wish the "Miranda-rita" wasn't 80% aspertame...
that does sounds disgusting, but I will be trying it ASAP! A bartender once suggested coconut rum & Mexican coke to me and I though it was the most disgusting thing I ever heard, until I tried it years later out of desperation and realized it tastes just like alcoholic coconut cake!
It's rare that you read about a senior prank that's a)not dangerous or incredibly stupid and b) actually funny (OMG…
I actually drink exactly this if I'm not sipping hard liquor. I feel kind of emotional having found someone who knows the beauty of fruity vodka in diet coke.
A racist who, similar to many closet doors, is a bit unhinged and ready for the scrap pile.
As a delicate young lady that can drink most men under the table, through the sub-basement, and half-way to the Earth's core this is just hilarious.
Today's heart(and pants)warming story of sweet payback for someone who really had it coming is brought to you by The…
Are the three ladies pictured supposed to be differently-shaped from one another? I am not seeing it.
It's summer, and you know what that means: Three straight months of swimsuit fuckery!
THIS JUST IN ON THE BOOB TUBE. Natural and smallish breasts are "in" and an increasing number of women are choosing…