Try raspberry vodka with diet coke. Sounds disgusting, but it will change your life. I promise.

"It's women who get so inebriated that they pass out and stumble around. It's safer for them to have drinks with less alcohol."

PREACH.

What's a "closet door racist?"

I freaking love Miranda Lambert. While she was getting her "best body ever," she refused to give up drinking. Instead, she created a "Miranda-rita" which is tequila, diet lemon-lime soda, and crystal light mix. That's creativity... and dedication.

Or Taylor Swift. But you have to admit, things like this happen far too frequently.

This is what happens when you hand a teenager the world.

I hate these types of articles. I find myself either wanting to scream "E: None of the Above!" or turning the pages anxiously looking for my body type... which apparently doesn't exist.

"...one Jezebel coworker had a story about sweating the glue off of her front bra as she went about her day, leading to a very awkward situation where it began to peel off her body mid-errand."

I find his statement a bit archaic. Society has evolved, and not all couples want to be parents. It's a personal choice, and the Church should recognize it.

Both your story and the underlying message are inspiring. I'm happy you found the kind of love you deserved.

Is that English?

Sincerest apologies. Long Monday morning.

Yes. Apologies for the mistake.

Her small role in "Spectacular Now" was Oscar-worthy.............except not.

"I try to find rejection in my day. I'll seek out someone on the street or at the farmers' market and ask for something where I know they'll say no. No one likes rejection, but it's real. And I don't want to lose that feeling.""

"I wanted to send a proposal to Farzana, so I killed my wife."

"...those charged with a slaying can see their criminal case dropped if family members of the deceased forgive them or accept so-called 'blood money' "

What the fuck is that "stick figure?"

Things like this make me feel like a porcelain doll, only safe behind casing.