Erix_Cale
The Captain
Erix_Cale

Yes, I always preferred Monica with an afro.

“Ron! This is your cousin Marvin ... Marvin Jeremy. Bahahahahahahahaha

There will only be one Evolution film in my heart

Is this the Resonance of Fate mod?

Censored, Japan-style

Bethesda should retcon this into Fallout 4. Create a group of Legendary synths specifically designed to watch over the time capsule and prevent anyone from opening it. And if you manage to kill them and open it, you get a few pieces of fiber optics and a Vault-Tec Lunchbox for the trouble.

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.

Hoo man. The red wedding will require some extra crayons.

His other two Pokemon are Pidgeot (Bird Jesus) and Hoopa (the Holey Ghost).

If the Roman in question was a soldier, a Lunchable might blow his mind.

How about this?

It’s people like you who when being sent to the electric chair, order two pounds of unpopped popcorn for their last meal.

This was my first thought this morning...

Now playing

They’rrrre... Not going to make the same mistake they made 25 years ago, and cast a black guy as the Black Ranger and an Asian as the Yellow Ranger. Are they? Because I honestly thought the world had made some progress.

“Because I’m all messed up...”

DAMN, I’VE BEEN MADE.

That narrator sounds like Richard Ayoade.

Er, .. because it’s 2015. What you’re looking for is 2017.

Easy.