“Defeated *by* empty chair”...

Pretty sure Proud Boys are allowed to do whatever the fuck they want. That’s what it’s all about, right?

I agree... Boxer’s Girlfriend, that high school girl who does reviews... It’s almost uncomfortable.

 I think they’ve done one every administration. I can remember one with Dana Carvey, Dennis Miller, etc.

Sorry, here’s your money back.

Dumb as a stump, sitting on a stump.

The first 4 or 5 seasons had flaws but the show had heart and genuine chemistry. I hate how mean-spirited the show has become. Watch an episode from Season 1 back to back with one from a recent episode and the character arc is depressing.

Agreed. I’ll take Young Sheldon over Now Sheldon anyway.

It’s like a mom trying to get her kid to behave in church without making a scene :)

One of the best lines I heard about George W. is that he always has this look of surprise on his face like even he’s not sure what just came out of his mouth.

But does anyone care if he doesn’t show up?

It looked pretty obvious from the faces of everyone around them that practically no one was enthused to see Donald and Morticia arrive. Even the Prince of Darkness himself, Dick Cheney, had a face that could best be described as the face one has when once accidentally steps in dog shit on the way to work.

I absolutely love the connection that Michelle and George W. have. I keep thinking back to the Dallas police memorial where he’s holding hands with Laura and Michelle and swaying back and forth while singing “Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory”. It was a crazy but endearing moment and if it wasn’t the start of this…

Oh, and can someone please tell me why Bill constantly has his mouth open?

Beef and cheese. And sits on a throne of lies.

Which makes me wonder how the statute is written. Pretty sure there is nothing about “birthday” and more about “age”.

The last two paragraphs of that tells me nothing. It’s basically this article in its original format.

Asking seriously: what’s the problem with the RNC helping their guy sell his crap? I get that it’d be wrong if they were pimping his Trump Steaks, etc., but that MAGA crap like it or not is their message as much as his. They’re in bed together.

To clarify, Trump announced literally on Inauguration Day that he was running again in 2020 and filed the paperwork to do so. He’s figured out the way to really suck up money.

Lesbian-speed?