I just can’t wait till clothing, armor, and cloaks don’t clip through each other. I think I’d be okay with graphics otherwise stagnating if it meant they first tackled fixing things like that.

My friends used to come over and we would LAN some Xboxes and TVs for Halo 2, and I cannot remember what the aim assist was like, for the life of me. I don’t remember anyone complaining about it, and I do remember having a blast, so it must have been alright. I guess if it was this bad, though, then it hasn’t aged…

All this hubub and controversy about keyboard and mouse vs controller/gamepad, everyone who’s anyone knows proper games are played with a controller, mouse and keyboard is for doing taxes and logging onto Brazzers. 

“Why do the Brits drink warm beer? They have Lucas refrigerators!”

Good point, things worked out just fine for Edsel!

As an optimist, I like to appreciate how far the British have come since the dark days of Lucas electronics. In 1974, signaling a left turn could cause anything from no lights at all to random complete electrical failures to universe-swallowing quantum singularities. A little headache from a mere paradox is a small…

This was also an issue with the Edsel Villager, as I recall.

I’d like to note that I voted last November. Yes, voting, which is well-known for an entire century of excluding Black people.

I guess you can say that Justin Wong... took Roundhouse for a ride.

Huh. Maybe that’s why the fake Dr Lizardo isn’t around anymore.

As a dev working working some hardcore end-game Raid content for a famous shooter-looter a few years ago I added a door with a button that looked like a riddle to get access to some loot. The button was just connected to a “change button to a random color” and I duplicated the setup right a little further  this time…

I imagine working with animals is a lot like working with your drinking buddy. It’s all fun on the weekends, but when it comes to 8 o’clock Monday morning, he’s just fucking around, doing his own thing and making work more difficult for everyone else involved.

Id call this a Monkeys Paw situation, but that implies Space Jam 1 was good.  I'm not sure what anyone was expecting. 

“No respectable journalist would degrade themselves to that point just to clap back at some trolls. As a reader, I’d prefer if the writers didn’t use the platform for emotional outbursts.”

Have you been a respectable journalist? Do you have a degree in journalism? I do, and I say you’re full of it. Journalism is about…

I have a bad tendency to get sidetracked into any material that’s not main storyline in any game that has it, I could ABSOLUTELY use the “concise summary” button that gives you some sort of update to approximately where you are. Some games have quest descriptions etc. that accomplish it, but sometimes you’re staring…

Counterpoint: the dummy is test equipment. If it is mangled in a high-speed accident simulation, it still performs “nominally” in both definitions - it’s still a dummy, and it has still performed its job in a normal and expected manner in accurately measuring the collision. Something else may have not performed its…

Fus Ro Dumb.

I’m waiting on ‘parent mode’ where games recognize you’ve only been able to play for twenty minute stretches once a week and gives a brief refresher of the plot and controls.

Wow, you don’t understand capitalism or socialism. There are places in this country where people have only one choice for internet because of capitalism, not socialism. Capitalism has created massive wealth concentrated in a few companies. They use their wealth to influence the government to make laws that make…

America: “Just stop selling my personal information to corporations and pay your taxes. That’s all I want.”