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Ew. What did I do to deserve that?

No E. coli but I still tell her she smells like poopie. 

Being actively ready to take over from the car sounds like more work, more stress, and would require a greater attention span than just driving the damned thing yourself.

I’m sure there’s a Gadsden flag joke in there somewhere, but I can’t be bothered right now...

It’s probably not an all or nothing situation but can confirm the sneakiness of kids. When my daughter was 2 I had just come out of the shower, my wife was in the bedroom with her, I didn’t shut the door and in about 25 seconds she was in the toilet “taking a bath”

Looking for a clothes drying rack, I see?

Random stat from random google search:
“Thus far in 2020, there have been unintentional shootings by over 220 children. This has resulted in 92 deaths and 135 injuries.”

So it’s light and powerful enough to pull toddlers and animals underneath it, but it doesn’t detect tilt or belt stall to shut the motor off? That’s like selling a garage door opener nowadays without the beam break detection or auto-reverse when the door meets too much resistance, and telling owners to make sure their…

Man, every time he comes back it feels more contrived.

We cant do that! It works in Europe, and they are all socialist! They have things like Universal Health Care, and Unions, and free travel between countries, which we all know is what caused the Soviet Union. /S

So shitboxes with broken speedometers/odometers get to drive tax-free?

It’s sad that I, a SoCal resident, completely forgot this incident happened because there’s been countless public and mass shootings since then.

You’d be surprised how not tech savvy a lot of Gen Z kids are. They’ve grown up with decent user experiences, so as long as things were straightforward, they’re all good, but their ability to troubleshoot, workaround, and do the sort of “I’m smarter than you, Your parental blocks don’t work on me!” stuff we did as…

Pet Food Tycoon sounds like an interesting new take on the management-sim genre. I’d quite like to play it.

Maybe it’s “7 for sure, 8 if my plan to sneak in doesn’t work”

God, I love Titanfall. Best multiplayer shooters around. Hell, I’d say Titanfall 2 was the ideal version of those games. A wonderful, unique campaign, and a killer approach to the multiplayer. Imagine what they’d innovate for a Titanfall 3?

I know I’m not on that list. I don’t have a phone. I don’t even have a computer.

The rape and incest bit is really unsettling if you consider that the anti choice movement is based on the idea that a fetus is legally and morally the same as a person, rooted in religious ideas about the soul and the sanctity of conception. In that worldview, making an exception for certain fetuses is saying that…

So what does being a centrist when it comes to abortion mean, exactly?  Is this some splitting the baby down the middle sitch?