RONALD REAGAN?! THE ACTOR?!

There’s still a good section of the original Xbox catalog that is near impossible to play on modern hardware. The Xbox 360 games are nice and all, but I’m not gonna pat them on the back just yet.

Wait, is there an age that you are supposed to start splitting bags of coke with kids?

I seem to recall hearing that it's currently in testing so presumably we should see that released before too long. At the same time I believe it's reported to be a web app instead of a native app so not sure if that matters to you or not.

I’d play those on PC if they would kindly release the cloud app, please.

The statement was for investors, not gamers. Still doesn’t make sense I agree but it is what it is. 

In the Caribbean, unless you’re a guest, which you will be “forgiven” for the most part, walking indoors with your shoes is the equivalent of willingly committing sudoku.

It’s SO WEIRD to me when people wear shoes inside their house. It’s so much more comfortable to be barefoot, or at least wearing socks or slippers! And then imagining all the filth you're dragging in, even if your shoes aren't super dirty... When I was little I literally never went to friends’ houses if they kept…

I don’t get it. Forget my Asian background and it’s still an odd practice to me. Why would anyone want to track dirt into their house? Not to mention keeping your cramped shoes on indoors instead of stripping everything off and plopping your ass on the couch in your undies with a glass of whiskey.

It gets even worse than that. What if someone hasn’t updated their console, say their a new ps4 or used one that hasn’t been updated in a long time and tried to play a newer game on that firmware and the game isn’t recognized? Or what if the game doesn’t launch because it requires the day one patch and its something…

Birds of Prey was a lot of fun

Well my parents are still alive and didn’t get rid of me but I guess that kind of adoption is a family tradition so I’ll go along with it.  It’s nice to meet you, dad!

Welp, now I’m adopting you!  Tell Matt to listen to his father, or face the wrath of his grandfather.

I’d like to apologize for my adult man sized son Matt Gaetz. I adopted him last year hoping I could turn his life around, but for some reason he doesn’t want to talk to me or let me see my grandson Nestor.  If anyone sees Matt, please tell him that his papa is worried about him and he should at least call!

Always comment online as if the person responsible was in front of you, listening looking at you. I am so angry that the whole internet is, and has always been, a survival of the fittest on “take it on the chin” without showing vulnerability, so angry and so sad. 

Watching that video ...at what point did Fortnite turn into a premium skin version of Ready.Player.One?

 Ah fuck I forgot that existed. 

You mean like politics?

That’s really odd. It’s not like they said “Belgium”.

Absolutely true. ‘My guardian’s coffee has gone cold! A simple act of heat dissipation? Or... Savathun’s vicious manipulations taking dire root?!?!?!’