Listen, unless you’re Steve Martin or a felt frog, I probably want you to leave the banjo at home.

John is correct with brightness. I’ve played too many games that start by asking you to adjust settings until you can “barely see” some icon, only to be lost in a pitch-black cave fifteen minutes later. I’ll take playability over “atmosphere” 95% of the time, thank you. Especially on the Switch, where the experience…

Tough weekend for the monarchy. 

[Laughs]

“Jane turns into Thor with an assist from Doctors Manhattan”

This will blow your mind then. The connect button actually allows you to long hold or double tap it to rapidly change between a previously synced Xbox and a previously synced PC to use the same controller. 

Ted, no one likes you. That’s the issue. You know why Obama was so popular to the point his own family genuinely adored him when the cameras weren’t around?

No I’m pretty sure its a hot dog.

Is this going to be the new “is it a sandwich?” debate?

This seems... weirdly inconsistent. The HK flag change makes sense, but it’s controversial (China has been known to overreact to not using its flag in games, so it weirdly rubs me the wrong way). Removing this without replacing it with the ray-less sun is also weird, especially if Zangief retains the USSR imagery.

Fun…

have you not been paying attention?  the dude is against short positions.

You leave Great Value J.K. Simmons alone!

Maybe he’s finally accepted there’s no amount of money that will make people think he’s a hard man?

Well if there’s one thing the internet seems to love, it’s gatekeeping

Reddit investors in a week: “Hi, I bought this stock for $400 last week and I’d like to sell it now.”
Stock Market: “That’s worth $1 in cash or $3 in store credit.”

“Also, Mike Pence is living in a cabin in the woods, which sounds like the beginning of a really bad horror movie.”

It’s interesting these people think a new culture has sprung up around the idea “if you’re a shitty person, I don’t want to work with you or support you”. I think they used to call that the free market.

There have so many articles about this, but I still somehow have no idea what’s going on.

Not sure.  Last time I played it i installed a tonne of mods and one of them causes it to crash after a little while.  :D

And if you’re 29-and-a-half you’re currently older than every single dog in the world, and every dog alive when you were born is dead...