One thing to keep in mind is that, as you get older, your time becomes more and more valuable.

Me: My Switch and PS4 backlogs are gross; I’m not buying anymore games until—

I honestly don't see the problem here. You don't deserve to play if you can't handle softball questions.

Nothing's as awful as that desperate little squeaky shoe going into the Dip. That's, like, soul-scorching. I can barely type about it.

Players gave him wide birth while they tried to encircle Willis. Awkward.

They really don't make 'em quite like Who Framed Roger Rabbit anymore...

I'm a Midwesterner too, champ. Let's not throw a tantrum.

More Midwest bashing. How original.

As of 2012, it's not even in the top 20 for obesity. If there were alcohol in those gross smoothies, folks would be lining up to hear all of Chef Keith's recipes.

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Seriously. As someone who lost her father at age sixteen, I was pretty fucking terrified at the idea of one or both of my parents dying as a kid, and unsurprisingly, when that reality came to pass, it was in fact horrendous. I expect that only someone who is blissfully ignorant of what it's like to lose a parent could…

Yes, it seems.

Without a towel?

As a stats guy I want to know how many fake papers were rejected before making a judgement about the publishers/reviewers. Even not being a physicist several of the fake paper titles on the game stood out as fake.

I'd be happy to see the bacon craze die down a little bit, sure. Bacon is great, but I'm ready for us all to get back to liking foods (and beverages, and prophylactics, and so on) on their own merits, and not just for how efficiently and unobtrusively they deliver the taste of bacon.

Has bacon run its course? I think we have enough of a Foodspin following that we could choose and influence what the next big thing is. Can we come up with something to replace bacon as the food de jour? Any ideas? I think I saw bacon scented douche at the store, the bacon craze has gone too far.

But the thing is, the content of the call won't matter. So if you live in, say, Boston, you can call your friend in Seattle and say whatever crazy stuff you want. The NSA will never know what you say. But if you call somebody in another country who is a known terrorist or associated with a known terrorist…