Ted, no one likes you. That’s the issue. You know why Obama was so popular to the point his own family genuinely adored him when the cameras weren’t around?

No I’m pretty sure its a hot dog.

Is this going to be the new “is it a sandwich?” debate?

This seems... weirdly inconsistent. The HK flag change makes sense, but it’s controversial (China has been known to overreact to not using its flag in games, so it weirdly rubs me the wrong way). Removing this without replacing it with the ray-less sun is also weird, especially if Zangief retains the USSR imagery.

Fun…

have you not been paying attention?  the dude is against short positions.

You leave Great Value J.K. Simmons alone!

Maybe he’s finally accepted there’s no amount of money that will make people think he’s a hard man?

Well if there’s one thing the internet seems to love, it’s gatekeeping

Reddit investors in a week: “Hi, I bought this stock for $400 last week and I’d like to sell it now.”
Stock Market: “That’s worth $1 in cash or $3 in store credit.”

“Also, Mike Pence is living in a cabin in the woods, which sounds like the beginning of a really bad horror movie.”

It’s interesting these people think a new culture has sprung up around the idea “if you’re a shitty person, I don’t want to work with you or support you”. I think they used to call that the free market.

There have so many articles about this, but I still somehow have no idea what’s going on.

Not sure.  Last time I played it i installed a tonne of mods and one of them causes it to crash after a little while.  :D

One thing to keep in mind is that, as you get older, your time becomes more and more valuable.

Me: My Switch and PS4 backlogs are gross; I’m not buying anymore games until—

I honestly don't see the problem here. You don't deserve to play if you can't handle softball questions.

Players gave him wide birth while they tried to encircle Willis. Awkward.

I'm a Midwesterner too, champ. Let's not throw a tantrum.

More Midwest bashing. How original.

As of 2012, it's not even in the top 20 for obesity. If there were alcohol in those gross smoothies, folks would be lining up to hear all of Chef Keith's recipes.