I'd be happy to see the bacon craze die down a little bit, sure. Bacon is great, but I'm ready for us all to get back to liking foods (and beverages, and prophylactics, and so on) on their own merits, and not just for how efficiently and unobtrusively they deliver the taste of bacon.

Has bacon run its course? I think we have enough of a Foodspin following that we could choose and influence what the next big thing is. Can we come up with something to replace bacon as the food de jour? Any ideas? I think I saw bacon scented douche at the store, the bacon craze has gone too far.

"God told him to stay at the airport and don't do anything, just stay there."

You forgot to include "Getting hit by a light car" at about #2 or 3.

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Durant: Sir, are you alright? This looks like it's broken. You should go to a doctor.

Well, there's also The Opera, a mod for Half-Life that was specifically designed to replicate the feel of Hong Kong Blood Operas.

That advice would have really backfired if you became a diabetic.

Oh, for fuck's sake, enjoy your gold medal and back bacon, and get out of my American life.

The scenario you describe would not lead to a successful lawsuit. You may be thinking of the recent CO case where a gay couple was refused service while trying to order a wedding cake. The key part of this law is "refused service". If you serve the couple, they have no grounds for a lawsuit. If they do not request…

That's a great point! Fuck civil rights, you need to be protected from the fear of angry gay people suing you.

Yeah. That's wrong. Utterly and completely wrong. That is not how law works.

Huh. I thought the only n-word ESPN vigilantly avoided using was "NHL"

NFL: "Nigger" is a bad word that drags us back to the days of slavery. Now step on this scale and run the 40 yard dash so we can measure your physical attributes and let rich white men decide where you get to live and work.

INTERVIEWER: After the disappointment of last year, I bet you can't wait for spring training to start.

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