Sophie stood at the foot of what was once the Parliament House as smoke rose from its hulking remains. She opened her lungs to the smell of charred wood, asphalt, and flesh and grinned.

The NBAers lost the game, because they'd like to return home,

Patriots by 7? Hawks by 8? It seems to me the oddsmakers are overstating home field advantage here. This is particularly strange because we saw three of four away teams win last weekend. The bet trends agree.

Even if I shared his views, you'd think the guy would be a lot more sensitive to someone just talking your ear off.

Now, all those players will be able to add moral bankruptcy to their financial bankruptcy.

@HoustonTexans

Everything Is Bigot-er In Texas

Look, if Tim Tebow was your new co-worker, you'd be trying hard to help him find another job too.

He puts his pants on just like the rest of us....eventually.

That's Austin Powers level cell phone placement.

Does a 0° forecast negate the need for "tons of layers" and "snow boots, if you have them"? Our Chief Cold Weather Correspondent will give his take, next, on the Completely Fucking Obvious News Network.

Associated Bank: Putting Families Out Into The Cold Since 2009.

For a country that's so goddamn homophobic, they sure don't seem to mind getting fucked in the ass.

In Soviet Russia, you don't bribe officials, the officials no wait that was right.

You are aware that Wisconsin is a moderate state which has voted Democrat in the last five elections right?

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"

Oh, he knows some gay people so it is cool.