but they were still all pretty good, save for maybe the one with Samuel L. Jackson

That place is so, so awful. Even as a little kid, first time I walked in I was struck by how terrible it was, which is not a thought a small child is supposed to have as you walk into a professional ballpark.

I thought it was funny how after showering the owner of the 49ers with syrupy praise, they mentioned that he was ousted because of fraud.

Driver in backwards car: "Goddammit Carol! That slimy salesman said this was horseless!"

I'm your favourite, right, Dad?

There is no Camp 13 — they didn't want anyone to feel unlucky to be there.

The D.E.N.N.I.S (Rodman) System!

This is typical of a culture that glorifies our athletes and sweeps their transgressions under the rug. So great, he buys some toys for some kids.

Gashing through the hole

My Top 3 Favorite Unwritten Rules of Basketball in Descending Order:

This is a goddamn travesty, and a shameful one at that. I've been all over the internet for the past hour telling everyone one I know how bad this is. I expect - hell - DEMAND that they give their fullest and undivided effort at all times. It's the American way, and the only way to be. Hell, I even put my boss on hold…

It just keeps going...and going...and going...and going like the last three minutes of an NBA game.

"Chemistry is not about liking each other"

Huh. It's kinda surprising the Georgia Tea Party would reject such a sweet deal.

You laugh, but I bet there'll be agents beating down the door for this kid before you know it.

I was crying watching this. I mean at least this kids dad want to spend time with him. The only time I ever saw my Dad was when my Mom would send me down to O'leary's when it was time to collect him. On the way home he would share a Camel. Oh to be seven again.

If he's training to be a Cowboy, shouldn't he only run for a few yards before giving up and doing something less productive?