"Look out Gronk, an imposter!!!"

Ranking the pregame shows to find out which one is "best" is a fool's errand.

I can see where Jones is coming from. His teams also think it's crazy to be out there in December.

The only balloons keeping Ditka up are periodic angioplasties

This represents the only time a Rascal has ever supported a tight end.

Unlike one of his former teammates, at least Gronk will never have to worry about the electric chair.

The idiot kicks a player, and then his teammates begin to kick the idiot. You really have to admire everybody's commitment to still not use their hands.

Nice to see Peter Carroll helping people get free cars again.

Installing it now...um...dad.

Drunken Santa Bros. Always my favorite gang from the Warriors.

"I can't even do the nose thingy-muh-bobber sober."

In spite of some denial from radical politicians, NY CFC has been warming taxpayers to the idea.

I can't even say that owner's name, it just disgusts me. Sheik Mansour bin Zayed al-Nahyan if fine though.

This is a contradiction. If you use Pam spray, you are already dead.

Um. Last October I wrote a Foodspin telling people how to eat Halloween candy. I think your concerns might be just a tad misplaced.

I may be setting myself up for disdain and much pointing and laughing... but I put creme fraiche and chives into my eggs just before I serve them, and add salt and pepper just before I give them that final scramble before serving them correctly, on toast.

Or you can just try cracking off the glass.

Typical. No matter what happens in the world, the USA is still all about the 1%.

my high school shop class teachers photo looked similar.

Bennett sounds nothing like Wilson. How gullible was this hostess?