"I really just don't see why I'm the one being accused of bullying here," Incognito pleaded. "I mean, HE was the one who refused to stop hitting himself."

Goddamn pussies keep ruining football.

Cleeland was clubbed in the face by a sock filled with coins, coins that free-agent linebacker Andre Royal had spent all day collecting from teammates.

So, is there anything that contributes to the established plot of all the other games? Or is this almost like a 'SUPER AWESOME PIRATE SIDE PLOT' deal? Because that is what it sounds like to me. Don't get me wrong, I love the gameplay of AC, but the modern day tie-ins have really drawn me in. I guess I'm in the…

For the first time in months, the Free Candy signs in the parking lot won't be directed at the Hooters employee.

In Alabama, an outing of this nature is more commonly known as Take Your Kids To Work Day.

This is total bullshit. Those kids already have the brains of men in their 40s.

I can only imagine how sickening of a feeling it must be to know that you know have 33% chance of having a full fledged stroke within the next year. That being said, he should certainly be able to afford the kind of medical attention that would prevent that. Not a Texans fan, but I hope he heals up and gets back soon.

We know which side has the beard, but to which of them are you giving the insufferable fans?

So he's only half-racist.

I don't listen to a lot of rap, so forgive me for sounding ignorant, but are there a lot of rap songs about Niger?

So according to his (maybe) father, Richie Incognito is habitually taunting and bullying someone he knows has attempted suicide multiple times. Sounds like Richie Incognito is a real piece of shit, even if you accept every word of his father's story.

"Hey anonymous player that I somehow make into a legitimate NFL receiver! Guess who's fucking a supermodel! Guess who has 3 superbowl rings! THIS GUY! HIGH FIVE"

A jealous Tim Tebow knows EXACTLY who Tom Brady is high-fiving.

What to do with the Brandy? Well make Old Fashioned's of course (korbell only) That is, if you grew up in WI like me and your drinking is informed by 80 year old German grandmothers.

As some good advice to an ignorant young drinker, the best way to get a good vodka and tonic is to specify 'gin'

In all honesty, a decapitated ref really doesn't say much at all.

I have to agree, I will probably get flamed for this but I like a link to the past better than ocarina of time.

A Link to the Past has to be one of my favorite games ever made. Even if I dislike the game, it will still be worth it just to visit the same Hyrule again. Nostalgia hoooooo!!!! (But seriously..I can't wait for this game. Even got the 3ds pre-ordered)