You come on out to Milwaukee, I'll show you a good time.

TOMS Midnight Riot Canvas Paseos

Security: Sorry gentlemen, can’t let you in.

So no Oregon Trail?

Haytham was so easily the best thing in AC3! What?! I mean, I thought it was consensually agreed that game went downhill AFTER Haytham was out of the picture. He was sassy and world-weary, but straight-laced in a way that was refreshingly different than both Altair and Ezio, and even whiny little Desmond. When he left…

According to the page's history, they also changed the manager's name to "Mike Mapeeny" and the team name to "St. Louis Cardinals sit when they pee."

Update: Meriweather Receives Additional Suspension For Low Blow

Only thing more Twitterian is a review of one's dump.

I'm not arguing it's the right call. It just doesn't seem like it SHOULD be the right call.

BUT HE TRIPPED THE RIGHT WAY

When it comes to World Series heroics, there's Larsen's perfect game, Gibson's home run and now, Allen Craig tripping over some guy's feet.

Why does Fox STILL make everyone sing this song during the seventh inning stretch? 9-11 was 12 years ago and we have been out of Iraq for a while now. Can't we just sing "take me out to the ball game" again instead of having the Fox Empire force us to wear our patriotism on our sleeves?

If this snafu helps to eliminate the tiresome singing of this song at every nationally televised baseball game I am thoroughly OK with it.

You can't be more misinformed sir! As a fellow Political Scientist, I'm called upon often to render my expertise on all manner of governmental issues facing our society.

Nice try, John Kerry. AMERICA WANTS COMMENTERS WITH FIRM POSITIONS ON PIE FILLINGS

Beards: For when personality didn't seem to do the trick.

Back, and to the right. Back, and to the right...

'TB' is the well understood Greek Mathematical Symbol for Detroit (along with EWW for Houston and UGH for Miami).