Cardinals Complain About Smith and Carlos's "Mickey Mouse" Celebrations

Concerned Citizens: "We gotta do something! These players are risking severe injury by doing things that are ultimately unnecessary!"

In perhaps the ultimate disrespect to all that is right in America, the Cardinals are making people want to root for the Dodgers.

Is the guy who screamed "That's a fire" available for hire? I have an analyst position available.

If you're going to portray Cox as a model of sobriety, then it's probably not a good idea to include a picture of her doing a bump.

This guy's best tribute to Philadelphia are the batteries he wears close to his heart. It's not a tattoo though - they're actually in his pacemaker.

The gasoline one sounds nice.

No Oxford commas?! I shall not be reading, thank you.

Just what we need is some lawyer getting on the internet and trying to funny.

sudo get trolled?

Hate fans that root for injury of any player. Moreso their own team. Regardless of the guy's talent level, if he's told by his coaches to go out and play...then that's what he goes out and does.

Even the fucking cops have beards.

Funny, I saw that hit today and thought the complete opposite, "Man, I hope special teamers keep trying to tackle"

Tackling is part of a kicker's job. Hauschka did the right thing here, as did Ryan. They both just need to practice their technique and put on a few pounds of muscle; say...fifty.

Holy shit, the way he hits the ground limp is just terrifying.

Took me a couple seconds to realize the macee wasn't macing himself—that would've been even more interesting.