Are you f'ing kidding me??? 5 wins away from the WS?? The Cardinals are 6 games away from the WS. How bout that? Normally I don't care too much but this headline was too much. Give it up.

Shortly after the accident, the PA announcer somberly announced that a candlelight vigil for the victims would be held on Sunday, SUNDAY, SUNDAAAAAAAYYY!

You're saying that's not acceptable?

Even worse...I bet he inserts a layer of Jif extra-crunchy in between the ricotto and the mozzarella.

One thing about no boil noodles: you can soak them in warm tap water (I do it in the pan I'm going to build the lasagna in) for 5-10 minutes. They rehydrate, makes it easier to assemble and also prevents them sucking all the moisture out of the lasagna.

Don't you mean, "take what you Wil"?

Here is the question rephrased: "Could a very good college team beat a team made up of the best players to come out of college over the past 10-15 years, who also have several more years of physical and mental development than the college team, many years more experience playing football, and the ability to devote…

Let me try this again:

If you find out what they are please tell us. I believe those are proprietary formulas of Football Outsiders.

Any list that doesn't include Blackadder somewhere in the top five (See? I'm reasonable—I don't demand the top spot, although it absolutely deserves the top spot) is immediately suspect.

Ranking the Futurama "Finales":

Little does Irsay know that the photo is littered with iconography consistent with other NFL teams. The Fleur De Lis represents the New Orleans Saints, the blue hair a reference to the elderly demographic of Dolphins supporters and the multiple rings are a nod to the circus that is the New York Jets.

It's time to let The Monster get out of it's cage to feed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I never knew that football had sabermetrics. Interesting!

Oh man. All this talk got me googling this old gem. I learned one of it's successor's by the same developer - Yoot Tower - is on iPad. Bye folks, just bye! I'm *busy*

Don't all sports drinks suck though? I never understood how people actually like the taste of them. They're fucking gross. This list is like ranking animals based on the tastiness of their feces.

You're basically the Skip Bayless of Deadspin at this point. You're so consistently wrong, but try to appear like you know what in the hell you're talking about.

You won't be happy until the Foodspin approval rating is below Congress', will you?