I'm pretty sure he does, too.

So weird seeing Mario and hearing Mario 2...

So, who wants to back my Kickstarter derivative project? Insurance on your Kickstarter pledges!

I have tried to use ghost peppers before, and discovered that there is really only one thing to do with them: find a jerk you don't like, give them to him, then go to the store and get something more reasonable. So I don't know what Will did to the friendly barfly, but maybe an apology is in order.

Well, I just assumed with those two that you were trying to avoid child abuse charges. People may be able to feed their children industrial waste products in the privacy of their homes, but posting about it on the internet may be a bit too far.

This lacks the rigor I expect from Foodspin. You didn't even feed it to some kids to see just how hyper they get?

Yup! That's why I suspect it's just a switch they need to flip, rather than something about the hardware that makes it impossible. I just use Google Maps instead. Big plus: if I search for directions on my tablet or desktop and I'm signed it, then forget to put it in my phone before I leave, it's in my search history.…

Now if only they would let you delete Newsstand. And, as long as I'm wishing, all the other pre-loaded apps that I never use. Stocks? Too broke. Maps? Flip the turn-by-turn voice directions switch for my iPhone 4 and I'd use it. Weather? I don't live in Cupertino. I need something with a radar map.

I support everything about this list except its conspicuous exclusion of tonic water. Need my gin and tonics, after all.

. . . why you don’t get chicken pox or mono multiple times, why vaccines work safely…WHY VACCINES WORK SAFELY.

If you're looking for a quick and easy way to get the SimTower experience and have an iOS device, you can just download "Yoot Tower" from the App Store. It's a slightly-upgraded version of the game, but an identical experience. Same graphics and everything.

You know, I think you may be on to something...

Man, that game looks awesome, and the video was done well, too. My buddy and I poured an embarassing number of hours into terrorist hunts in Rainbow Six Vegas 1 and 2 despite its dumb-as-rocks AI and cheating spawns. Looks like this is similar, but better. To the creators, who I see are hanging around here in the…

That beer looks frigging delicious. Wish we got it out here in Milwaukee. Making me thirsty just looking at it.

It must suck for famous people when random dudes want photographs with them.

Yeah, as I said to the other guy who responded, I immediately thought better of the word "trash," but, since I hardly ever get out of the grey on Deadspin, didn't bother correcting. Figures this would be the time. He was certainly goading the guy, and gloating when he got it right, which is why the clip is funny to…

Yeah, as soon as I posted it, I thought that "trash" wasn't the right word. Didn't care enough to go back and change it, though. He was definitely goading him, and gloating when he got it right. Then: crushed.

If the guy hadn't talked so much trash, it was be tragic. As it is, it's hilarious.

I like the idea. I think most sports would be improved by a relegation system, of course. I'm no expert on the NCAA, but wouldn't it cause havoc with the division system and scholarships?

No, but I'll keep an eye out for it, thanks.