Why? You said you have beer.

Jesse the Third? What the hell, is this a hereditary position?

A second recommend, of course.

Anyone who spots it without Google gets a free recommend.

I like you, bud, but will you quit sharing GoodEatsComplete videos? I need those for constant reference! I'm not sure I can boil water if they shut it down.

I don't know, I was digging the analogy. I sucked badly at both cooking ribs and throwing four-seam fastballs every time I've tried.

Back as a starving college student eight or so years ago, I got fed up with paying, like, $20 for four blades that bound up constantly and got dull in the blink of an eye. I bought myself a straight razor shaving setup consisting of the cheapest razor possible, a mug, a strop, and a whetstone. I think it ran me $60. I…

I think it's pretty clear what they're planning to do with the copyrights. They're just going to have a "News" section in the front of the menu with actual NFL news and scores, same as it shows in the video. And, same as it shows in the video, they'll have fictional teams in the actual game. I hope for their sake they…

I'm not saying you're wrong, but they did spend a number of years telling the local reporters, the national ones, and certain premium cable channels how badly they wanted to be the big story in the NFL. It's not just agendas of local reporters.

Oh, no. Now I'm going to feel bad all knight for laughing at that.

If you're actually concerned about people figuring out your address, you should probably edit out the tracking number, too.

Elliot Johnson, Chris Johnson, Reed Johnson... Whoever this "John" was, he sure has been good to the Braves.

And then he goes and kills your cousin. Moral of the story is don't get too attached to your cousins, I guess. No way he could have foreseen something bad coming out of that.

WARNING: This recipe takes at least an hour longer than it would appear. That food coma hits like a sledgehammer.

Ha! Well, at least those of us in middle America can take solace in the fact that some of you Coasties have to pay for seafood occasionally.
And yeah, some mussels, broth, and good bread are the sort of thing that guys request for a last meal. If you're going to kick it, you may as well have that taste on your lips,…

At the risk of sounding cavalier about food safety, couldn't you get away with using any old pliers, so long as you aren't dipping them in motor oil or whatever? It's not like you're using the beard for anything, after all.

Odd. I was just considering buying mussels yesterday. Decided I certainly wouldn't be buying a net-bag of them at almost $8 a pound, though, and especially not from the place that sells pretty obviously mishandled chicken. Guess it's a sign I have to go to the good fishmonger and give this a try.

I wonder if Becca happens to know any of those Christians who aren't hopeless squares.

Pennsylvania? You should feel fortunate you learned about liquor at all living there! I lived there for three months, and I'm convinced it's easier to get a drink in Saudi Arabia.

Yup. I'm going to be very surprised if football looks like the same game in twenty years. There's just too much risk going with the faster, harder game that's played today.