"A buddy," you say...?

It looks to me like he may have had his stick and arms in front of Howard's head, and kept him from sliding across the net. I doubt he would have made the save, but I guess if you want to hang out that deep in the crease, you're taking the risk of the interference.

I should try to make the record for "Least Pogo Stick Jumps in One Minute." I've been getting zero jumps per minute for almost every minute of my life.

Everything else that freaks out while flying gets sedated before they get on a plane; why not kids? You go to the vet to get some pills for your ratty little dog that you keep under the seat, adults who are afraid of flying drink themselves into a coma, and you should be able to get a baby Valium for your kids until…

Wow. The internet is an incredible place. Every time I think it couldn't get stupider, it surprises me.

Well, it's certainly less horrific than yesterday's Terminator screengrab. Why on earth did I decide to look at that?

It's been a HILARIOUS series, too. Endless home runs. 16 between the two teams so far in the series, and it looks like I think they have more to come. Just miserable pitching.

It's the next logical step. Leave the sticker on, keep the brim flat, and now just balance the box holding it on top of your head. It'll be like it never left the store shelf.

I just read that Scott Conant is a judge on "Chopped." How can anyone take him seriously when he doesn't like red onions?

At least out here in Milwaukee, UCs usually are way below market rate. I'd reccommend bringing more than $120 if Cleveland is your sex-tourism destination.

This really reminds me of the running of the Olympic Torch, for some reason.

It also seems like he's confused about how to "get hitters out." Beaning them rarely accomplishes that.

Bowed, but unbroken.

I was saving my first Deadspin plus one for something special, and I think I have to give it up for this one. Good work, future commenters I give it to. You're only cheapening this.

You're asking the wrong question. you should be wondering how it's a major sporting event when ESPN hasn't told us so.

Deadspin: come for the cruel jokes about terrible things, stay for the breaking news.

Seriously. Deadspin was also how I found out about the explosion at first. The local television stations out here didn't decide to interrupt divorce court for another ten minutes after I first learned of it. It was more than a little frustrating.

Isn't this part of the story of "Scott Pilgrim?"

Well, you're certainly closer to the right area than I am (Wisconsin criminal defense), but I'm fairly sure records like this have to be authenticated by the custodian of records, whereas a description of a process, such as those manuals you mentioned, requires much less. The person who supplied the documents may just…

This isn't my area, but wouldn't they have problems authenticating the records? Also, I'm not clear what these records are, but they could be privileged medical records, or may be evidence of a criminal activity, in which case there's a self-incrimination concern. Like I said, I don't do this stuff, but it seems like…