"So many Eagles, so many Warriors and Rams and Bulldogs and Tigers and at least five different varieties of Hawks." All team names Marquette has gone through recently?

The Vine video is the best. Six seconds is all you need to see things go from, "I think I'm going to make it!" to "Oh, shit..."

When I've seen "premium" beer stands before, it's the same price for a smaller cup. If I'm buying shitty beer for an arm and a leg, I'll tell my inner beer snob to shut up and take the twenty ouncer.

I'm fairly certain they're at Miller Park, too. I may go to the game today. I'll keep an eye out.

You'd get my vote.

I think I saw a similar stand at Miller Park back on Monday. I didn't stop and check it out, though. I figure, if I'm paying $8 per beer, it had better be served in a bucket.

Wow. I used to have a professor who was supposed to be teaching us civil procedure, but instead, he just stood up there and talked about Tiger cheating (which had just come out) and the television show Cheaters, though not related. This Photoshop probably would have gotten you an A in his class.

They really weren't able to work in the "Ceci n'est pas une pipe" thing? Now that's just lazy.

Professional Bowlers Association meetings look a lot different than I had expected.