I will literally never be able to forget it

Ahhh.. Thank you for reminding me about that song by MC Chris! 

Just give us 2FA, ffs. Or at least a list of devices logged in. 

Oh give me a fucking break. The holier than though crap from Yankee haters that pretend their team doesn’t do the same thing is ridiculous.

$69 for the 5-in-1 + Lepto 4, Injectable Bordetella, Dewormer once a year and $15 for rabies shot every 3 years at VIP petcare before their quarterly $10 off coupon.

There are 4 ways to open the damn door. That you choose to only use the one that depends on the internet and a mothership somewhere, is your own damn fault.

Everyone I know falls for that one for some reason. People must be really stupid. 

BAHAHAHA!  Imagine going on that.  You’d be dead in seconds.  

This 2013 model is pre autopilot and even if it had it it would only be hardware 1 and it wouldn’t have all the cameras. So this car can’t be upgraded.

WAIT IS THAT TORMUND?

I am pretty sure I hated this movie. There were so many things in there that wasn’t Star Wars and didn’t feel like Star Wars. The Matrix Style slow motion ducking under the lightsaber, Luke brushing his shoulders off, the reach out and Luke ticking Rey with a leaf. The your mom joke. Leia’s Mary Poppins/Superman float…

Oh no, force me to spend $6 and be treated to unlimited shitty, delicious mac & cheese pizza. Fuck you, fuck all of you. Cici’s rules.

Imagine having your team winning one of the most exciting World Series games and your first comment is to call out Culberson for having fun at a World Series game. Keuchel is a little bitch!

Joe Buck can go piss up a rope.

Anything that pisses off Joe Buck is a good thing.

It really pissed off Joe Buck, though.

I am an Astros fan and that game was stressful to the point I was using profanity. But Culberson’s celebration didn’t bother me at all. As you said - he hit a home run in the World Series, in extra innings, when his team was behind. And the Dodgers looked like they were coming back from the brink again.

I’m watching the video and the guy hardly moves during the entire speech. Pretty amazing.

Dearest future robot overlords, I just want you to know I had nothing to do with the harassment of your forefathers. I don’t even know how to play hockey. When you come seeking justice please start with the guilty first. The Canadians.

“Cam Newton is a sure-fire bust. I am so certain of this that if he is the Panthers’ starting quarterback in 2016, I will buy a Cam Newton jersey and stand in the stadium parking lot in my underwear when the Panthers come to Tampa Bay and hold a sign proclaiming that Auburn rules over Florida and Carolina rules over…