It takes a very special sort of douchebag to make Bryce Harper look like a decent human being.

I think you forgot step 1: know if even bringing this up is going to sabotage your current relationship. Adultery—even the thought of adultery—is a straight-up dealbreaker for a lot of people.

6. FOUR SUPER BOWLS! SUCK OUR FAHKIN CAWK QUEAHS!

Before any Patriots fans comment:

that was my thought exactly.

If you try to run a trick play while the defense plays with 10 men to honor a dead teammate, this deserves to happen to you.

The Chargers must be really excited about the prospect of getting that close to a Lombardi Trophy.

Know what's worse? People who complain about them.

I don't speak Spanish but I'm pretty sure I would get more analysis from these guys than McCarver and Buck

Totally with you on that. When I was the IT guy at the local coop I'd restart the print spooler service when I was around to fix it but gave up trying to set something up they'd have permission to use so just told them to reboot instead.

You don't even have to take out your phone. Just use the remote-install feature of the Google Play Web Store.

Or just look for INDUSTRY STANDARD PoE switches. No hacking of cables required.

If you have a gigabit ethernet adapter, it is very likely you don't need a crossover cable, as most gigabit interfaces have Auto-MDIX (It detects that you need a crossover, and does it at the plug)

Ok, I'm no Tino Martinez fan but we're really getting on him for this? We're making it a crime to curse at players? Really? Someone better get psychiatrists and lawyers for the umpires.

Martinez: "Pick up the fucking balls. You’re part of this fucking team."

I think perhaps that this article is overly confusing and possible a bit skewed in correctness (correct me if I am wrong)

Voltage is the amplitude of the electricity. Get this exactly right.