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“Hockey isn’t your thing.” Read more

Whatever. You think you can caramelize onions in 5 minutes.

Goddamnit coach, that kid needed just one more rebound for a triple-double.

I wonder why Jon Chait didn’t get that same sense of welcoming from his women friends.
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Quite honestly, there’s Charlie Work, and then there’s everything else. Read more

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

The 7-9 of celebrity sideline access.

Well if it could sing a Nina Simone song...

“Well why didn’t she grab one of the guns and point it at him? That’s what I would’ve done.”

Didn’t you watch last night? The Cubs just clinched the World Series.

Police were called according to the witness Read more

Jennifer Carpenter should be optioning any and all scripts about Hope Solo’s life story immediately.

+189 electoral votes

The story is that Dewey is WILLING to be president. Read more

Wow. I’ve been an astronomy wonk my whole life, and this is what Pluto looked like when I was a kid. Now I’m watching this flyby on my pocket computer. Looks like I made it to The Future™.

Hello Mudda Read more

No jury in the tristate area would convict him.

Meanwhile, Austin Rivers plays a sad game of 1 on 1, alone, at the gym, wondering why none of the cool kids came to his birthday party and all went to Deandre’s instead even though Dad said there’d be a bouncy house and ice cream cake and everything at Austin’s party.

THIS is why Marvel is awesome. What other company would bother with side character News Reporter continuity?