“Hockey isn’t your thing.” Read more
Whatever. You think you can caramelize onions in 5 minutes.
Goddamnit coach, that kid needed just one more rebound for a triple-double.
I wonder why Jon Chait didn’t get that same sense of welcoming from his women friends. Read more
Quite honestly, there’s Charlie Work, and then there’s everything else. Read more
Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.
The 7-9 of celebrity sideline access.
Well if it could sing a Nina Simone song...
“Well why didn’t she grab one of the guns and point it at him? That’s what I would’ve done.”
Didn’t you watch last night? The Cubs just clinched the World Series.
Police were called according to the witness Read more
Jennifer Carpenter should be optioning any and all scripts about Hope Solo’s life story immediately.
+189 electoral votes
The story is that Dewey is WILLING to be president. Read more
Wow. I’ve been an astronomy wonk my whole life, and this is what Pluto looked like when I was a kid. Now I’m watching this flyby on my pocket computer. Looks like I made it to The Future™.
Hello Mudda Read more