I read your response out loud REALLY sarcastically and thought, “Nailed it.”

Nick Foles is good?

maybe he’s just seanist

"His teammate? I better go to the comments and find out what Lynch is t-HE'S TALKING ABOUT HIS DICK!?"

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

Watching a man painfully navigate a public situation he has no desire to be in does not improve the fan experience. You know what football fans do get enjoyment from? Watching Marshawn Lynch kick ass on the field troll the media and the NFL's dumb media policies.

Actually, it's about ethics in fast food journalism.

Not pictured: Rae Carruth fan in trunk of car

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

If this is what feminists have resorted to complaining about the movement has more that outlived it's usefulness.

It is indeed creatively lazy, it's an old trope - "husband watch sports and do nothing else!! HA!!!!!" - but to get that upset/offended by it is laughable.

On the plus side, it looks like he's finally gonna see some court time.

But it does involve a Deadspin

I'm really starting to think that I should move to LA just so I can listen to Vin Scully all the time.

No mention of Scully in this post?

Nix intentionally hit Ahmed in retaliation for Delgado hitting McCutchen in retaliation for Frieri hitting Goldschmidt in retaliation for Pence not being able to parallel park.

Why spotlight terrible artwork?

How to draw generic characters 101.