Entheta
Entheta
Jun 3 2017
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Haha that would have required that they actually WATCH the movie

May 3 2017
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Physically gifted, fundamentally flawed, doesn’t know when to quit even to his own detriment, and a Jesus metaphor... This anecdote sums Tim Tebow up perfectly.

Apr 24 2017
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Yes, the very memorable villain “Whiplash or something like that”

Apr 14 2017
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Hopefully this somehow results in a lengthy prison term for Paul Lukas.

Jan 11 2017
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I just came to make sure that Charlie Work was #1. Good work.

Dec 13 2016
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Here’s the thing about Jimmy John’s: Everything is just awesome except the sandwiches. Their chips are stellar, my favorite bagged potato chips anywhere (including in stores). The cookies are fantastic, too. Even the bread, if you get it fresh, is great. But the meats, cheeses and veggies are just pitiful and you Read more

Nov 27 2016
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Calm down there, buddy. We can do this without throwing the world off its axis. Just change “The game cannot end on a defensive penalty” to “The game cannot end on a defensive penalty, or on an offensive penalty on fourth down when the offensive team has the lead.”

Nov 14 2016
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“You ain’t got shit, sweetheart” is about to become official US policy. Fuck this movie.

Oct 20 2016
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What a whiner. P. Laurent Rochambeau-Chesterfield VI is one of the best defensive players in the NFL, and yet do you hear him bitch and moan when everyone calls him J.J. Watt? Of course not. Man up, Steffi.

Oct 12 2016
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One of my girlfriend’s coworkers wears a dragon tail with LED lights that can be synched up to music. He wears it at work occasionally, but always to the company Christmas party. He does it because he considers himself a dragon. Seriously...like a trans person, except instead of his biological gender not matching, Read more

Aug 4 2016
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this is bullshit. men’s skeet shooting and men’s 80kg taekwondo should totally be swapped.

Apr 29 2016
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You missed Maroon 5. Literally, any song would do; Animals would be my choice.

Apr 18 2016
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“Make it clear that you need that aisle seat. Really convey a compelling sense of urgency,” he said. “Thus far, I’ve never been rejected.”
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Feb 23 2016
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sounds like millennials. it’s up to all of us to worry about them so they don’t have to get off their little millennial coral asses and actually work for a living.

Feb 23 2016
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well they should get off their coral asses and get those little coral legs moving then.