Physically gifted, fundamentally flawed, doesn’t know when to quit even to his own detriment, and a Jesus metaphor... This anecdote sums Tim Tebow up perfectly.

Hopefully this somehow results in a lengthy prison term for Paul Lukas.

I just came to make sure that Charlie Work was #1. Good work.

Break down!

Here’s the thing about Jimmy John’s: Everything is just awesome except the sandwiches. Their chips are stellar, my favorite bagged potato chips anywhere (including in stores). The cookies are fantastic, too. Even the bread, if you get it fresh, is great. But the meats, cheeses and veggies are just pitiful and you…

white nationalism and economic anxiety

Calm down there, buddy. We can do this without throwing the world off its axis. Just change “The game cannot end on a defensive penalty” to “The game cannot end on a defensive penalty, or on an offensive penalty on fourth down when the offensive team has the lead.”

“You ain’t got shit, sweetheart” is about to become official US policy. Fuck this movie.

What a whiner. P. Laurent Rochambeau-Chesterfield VI is one of the best defensive players in the NFL, and yet do you hear him bitch and moan when everyone calls him J.J. Watt? Of course not. Man up, Steffi.

One of my girlfriend’s coworkers wears a dragon tail with LED lights that can be synched up to music. He wears it at work occasionally, but always to the company Christmas party. He does it because he considers himself a dragon. Seriously...like a trans person, except instead of his biological gender not matching,…

this is bullshit. men’s skeet shooting and men’s 80kg taekwondo should totally be swapped.

Did you know that the Bucs use a religious cult that practices indentured servitude to help sell you peanuts?

“Make it clear that you need that aisle seat. Really convey a compelling sense of urgency,” he said. “Thus far, I’ve never been rejected.”

And YOU lived through Kinja.

Totally Craig Krenzel.

dude that was two months ago i’ve moved on

A+ trolling, Deadspin. Just the tops.

Maybe I’m just a stat geek but this story could benefit from some advanced statistics. Like the score of the game.

I’ll bet a $5 PF Chang’s gift card that the whole reason he bought the van is that it says his name on the roof.