Entheta
Entheta
6/3/17
1:25 PM
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Haha that would have required that they actually WATCH the movie

5/3/17
4:35 PM
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Physically gifted, fundamentally flawed, doesn’t know when to quit even to his own detriment, and a Jesus metaphor... This anecdote sums Tim Tebow up perfectly.

4/24/17
6:14 PM
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Yes, the very memorable villain “Whiplash or something like that”

4/14/17
12:12 PM
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Hopefully this somehow results in a lengthy prison term for Paul Lukas.

1/11/17
6:57 PM
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I just came to make sure that Charlie Work was #1. Good work.

12/13/16
3:39 PM
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Here’s the thing about Jimmy John’s: Everything is just awesome except the sandwiches. Their chips are stellar, my favorite bagged potato chips anywhere (including in stores). The cookies are fantastic, too. Even the bread, if you get it fresh, is great. But the meats, cheeses and veggies are just pitiful and you Read more

11/27/16
6:55 PM
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Calm down there, buddy. We can do this without throwing the world off its axis. Just change “The game cannot end on a defensive penalty” to “The game cannot end on a defensive penalty, or on an offensive penalty on fourth down when the offensive team has the lead.”

11/14/16
5:01 PM
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“You ain’t got shit, sweetheart” is about to become official US policy. Fuck this movie.

10/20/16
5:35 PM
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What a whiner. P. Laurent Rochambeau-Chesterfield VI is one of the best defensive players in the NFL, and yet do you hear him bitch and moan when everyone calls him J.J. Watt? Of course not. Man up, Steffi.

10/12/16
2:05 PM
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One of my girlfriend’s coworkers wears a dragon tail with LED lights that can be synched up to music. He wears it at work occasionally, but always to the company Christmas party. He does it because he considers himself a dragon. Seriously...like a trans person, except instead of his biological gender not matching, Read more

8/4/16
7:01 PM
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this is bullshit. men’s skeet shooting and men’s 80kg taekwondo should totally be swapped.

4/29/16
4:48 PM
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You missed Maroon 5. Literally, any song would do; Animals would be my choice.

4/18/16
6:54 PM
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“Make it clear that you need that aisle seat. Really convey a compelling sense of urgency,” he said. “Thus far, I’ve never been rejected.”
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2/23/16
7:33 PM
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sounds like millennials. it’s up to all of us to worry about them so they don’t have to get off their little millennial coral asses and actually work for a living.

2/23/16
4:06 PM
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well they should get off their coral asses and get those little coral legs moving then.