Hey, you gotta visit Mom every now and again.

I prefer douching in a canoe to this douchecanoe.

Jay Schroeder led two different teams to the conference title game in the late 80s and early 90s.

The proper way to phrase it is “journalist who uses crack”. Putting the “crack” first dehumanizes poor Kevin.

This will surely be the thoughtful cinematic meditation on colonialism and its impacts that our society desperately needs right now, just as Ted 2 bravely held a mirror up to the civil rights movement and reminded us all what true equality looks like. Thank God for the visionary filmmakers of our era.

I’m pretty sure those people just hang out there dressed like that all day every day; the fact that the team bus passed was pure coincidence.

Could be worse. The Redskins pay their mascot in blankets.

Race is just a proxy for power. If everyone’s race was suddenly indistinguishable tomorrow, society would just latch onto some other characteristic to use for the sake of “othering” and discrimination.

The lower case Ts are just killing me.

There’s the problem right there. You don’t brush your basil, you blanch it.

These are the words of someone who most likely doesn’t understand what it’s like to put your heart and soul into something artistic in nature, have the intense drive to finish said project, and realize that at the end of it, the art you made was just not good.

Your soul -1000

No, they don't. Not sure what article you were reading.

Your words are the words of someone without any experience in the field of software development.

I’m sorry your game was shitty.

“It’s no longer enough to make a good game.”

Keep an eye out at your local Applebee’s for a tall, athletic white man drowning his sorrows in root beer, then taking home the kindest-hearted waitress in the joint for some anal...retentive readings and analysis of Leviticus and John, plus grilled cheese and milk and cookies.

That’s because this is an article about football.

Yep, Ray was just trying to help someone else cover up a murder that he totally, totally,

1) OSU 2015