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Next time on EXILE! With Sepp ‘N’ Eddie

Funny, you know what they call being punched in the throat in England? “Watching Bill’s jags.” As in, “Last night was fun, but I got so bloody tossed I didn’t know what I was doing and I ended up watching Bill’s jags.”

I went to Arby’s.

Strong take... Didn’t know you did soccer, PFTCommenter

Nike: We’ll Let You Keep Your Beaver.

Yeah, Yannick. Totally uncool. You need to take stories about interpersonal drama among people who play video games with each other much more seriously. Someone might think that these people don’t want to play video games together for reason A, when in reality they don’t want to play video games together for reason B.

Who’s calling you a cat lady?

New England Patriots Championships:

Yes. A company selling a product is likely to make decisions intended to get as many people to purchase the product as possible. Game developers are not charitable organizations operating for the benefit of whiny gamers like you.

People, companies and industries can do more than one thing at once.

That’s the closest I’ve seen yet to passing the Turing test... but nope, the words all make sense on their own but not in that order. Sorry, good try.

WHY DO YOU HATE THE CARDINALS JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE THE PUREST EXPRESSION OF BASEBALL, OF AMERICA AND OF GOD’S GRACE TOWARD MAN?!? WHY DEADSPIN WHY?

Really? You actually said it out loud? Wow, that’s so interesting. You must really have meant it, huh, buddy?

Whoever it is should hire Caity Weaver to run the Hollywood Prospectus side as their first order of business.

Christ. I went to school here in the 90s, and my brother and sister both went here up until last year. Fucking disgraceful...if the part about the school officials alerting the alleged rapists to her accusations is true, then the students aren't the only ones who need jail time.

I wonder what people with talent but no creativity did before Internet fan art.

I'm pretty sure he was referring to the Red Bulls being a subsidiary of the owners' primary team in Salzburg. As shown in the helpful visual aid he provided.

Way to bury the lede on this one.

Seether aside, that is just glorious. I especially like how the QB looks to his right at the very last second and realizes what is about to happen to him.