Well, this article is irrelevant now.

I'm to scared to admit I know.

Wilshire Hotel was a dump in Koreatown; now it's called "The Line" but is really a secret North Korean HQ.

No, you put on evidence that is relevant to your case. A judge in a bench trial won't be swayed by irrelevant testimony; rather, he or she would likely exclude a witness with no relevant evidence to offer.

They should have made a bar graph out of M&Ms. Wouldn't have told you anything more, but at least there would be M&Ms.

Two-time Beard Olympian. Now shut the fuck up.

+1 x 3.5 years

And for God's sake, let them use their hands.

Those damn Panini sticker books (MLB/NBA/NFL/NHL) were my favorite thing in the entire world when I was a kid. Even now I see that photo and I want it.

No Pepe next game, either. U.S. played like shit and still won. If we get Jozy back we're in business.

Just have to draw Portugal and not get thrashed by Germany and hope that Portugal doesn't beat Ghana by more than a couple goals.

Want Fast Food That Looks Like The Ads? Try Being An Asshole.

There is literally no lower form of life than people who record themselves playing videogames with terribly forced "funny" narration and then post them on the internet. Yet somehow having himself picture-in-pictured makes it even worse.

#notalltoddandjessicas

That's disingenuous. This wouldn't be an issue or an article if it were just about me being uncomfortable, and you know it. It is COMMON COURTESY in AMERICAN SOCIETY for women not to reveal their breasts in public. I would suspect (though I have no data to back this up) that a majority of Americans would agree with…

It's sad that you think that my advocating for the exhibition of common courtesy by not revealing one's breast in the middle of a formal graduation ceremony means I'm entitled.

It all comes down to this: You're going to do what you're going to do, regardless of what anyone else thinks about it. Because it's your world and fuck everyone else who has the nerve to be in it. It's all about you.

OK, poor choice of words. But it's not in good taste.

Yep, it's all about what you want, and fuck everyone else. That's a healthy attitude. Must be one peach of a kid you're raising there.

You don't know how I poop.