I read about lynchings in high school. It's truly awful to imagine that there was once an America where a black man who talked to a white woman would be dragged to a tree nearby and have his interest in a lucrative business forcibly divested for fair compensation via contractual provisions to which he willingly…

You spelled "yes" wrong.

You're terrible.

Yes.

You've managed to say something thoughtful and reasonable while still coming off as a total asshole. High degree of difficulty there.

You spelled paws wrong the first time you used it.

He's attacking his accuser's credibility. Unless you have a stone cold alibi, it's really the only way to defend yourself in a he said/she said case like this. It would be legal malpractice for his attorney not to do so.

"Here's a list of pitchers 24 or younger who currently qualify for the ERA title, sorted by ERA plus. You can practically smell the hospital room coming off the page."

HOW DARE HE MOUNT A LEGAL DEFENSE!!!

That may be a good sandwich, and it may be a more literal "grilled cheese sandwich" than a classic grilled cheese sandwich, but that fucking sandwich is in no fucking way a fucking real fucking grilled fucking cheese fucking sandwich. Fuck.

No way, that's pure unadulterated rage right there.

It's been interesting throughout this debacle to see the players and the union discover just how much leverage they can exert over the owners and the league when they are united on an issue, and to watch them flex this newfound muscle without any of the self defeating infighting that was normal during Billy Hunter's…

Bench him.

Let's all remember the most important person in all this: Craig James.

Everyone knows that the media has been desirous of seeing a gay defensive lineman enjoy limited to moderate success on special teams for two years before going to the CFL.

Look! What is that flying right over your head? It's not a pterodactyl...

Dunk it in water and try again.

Keep it up, you'll get there!

So he is good at getting under people's skin. What's your point?

you take your WAR and your extrapolation and go to hell. i can read a player's soul just from his RBI alone.