Way to bury the lede, Barry. That horse can ice skate?!?!?!?

Their pizza is pretty good, though.

-1 brother

No...I want to buy 10,000 of them!

Thanks for being that guy so the rest of us don't have to.

You're wrong, dude, it's a Rain Man joke.

What about the box of 10,000 68-pin SCSI cables I just bought from a truck out behind the old Circuit City?

But you do comment on them.

In Russia, net dislodges you. Rimshot. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

The worst part is that when the old suits were unveiled, the team was promised they wouldn't be changed for at least a year. Now, these new suits are so "innovative" that you couldn't even find a thread if you wanted to. Hopefully they'll ditch the new suits and stick with the ones that worked just fine before.

Clearly that is revered prankster Roniah Tuiasosopo!

Do not let these puppies lick your face, there is something very dangerous in them.

Lollipops and rainbows, too.

There's like three forms you have to fill out, and they show you a jar and you have to guess how many jelly beans are in the jar. It's quite intensive.

You mean that guy from that place told you?

+1701

Wow, you just took this shit to the stratosphere of Planet Going Straight to Hell For That One.

Once the Super Bowl is over, the Spurs should hire Michael Robinson to accompany Pop for all his in-game interviews.

Spoiler alert, asshole. ;)

Then my work here is done.