I like to imagine that decades into the future, there will still be an annual CoD release, and we can tell our children and grandchildren how it started and how we failed to stop it before it was too late.

It's hard to overstate my disappointment.

we're making a note here

well, you could say that... this wasn't a triumph.

Only one word can describe this entire scenario:

My most favorite Schwarznegger one-liner is the one from the much underrated Last Action Hero. "To be... Or not to be." *explosion* "Not to be."

Wow, fuck whatever new autoplaying ads are now on this site. Seriously, any ad that autoplays with video and/or sound is fucking shit.

No.

As long as we're complaining about things:

1. Why can't I save my own outfit presets?
It's just annoying to have to make outfits from scratch every time I switch back to Franklin...

2. Why, when I switch characters, doesn't the car I bought off the internet for thousands of dollars and then spent thousands more…

I don't think you quite understand the development of games.

I'm not sure your rant really belongs on this article.. You're getting pissy because the physics are silly? And then going off on how games aren't as realistic as possible yet? Um, okay.

I had a lot of fun with the GTA physics...

I love the game but there is something to be said for the weirdness of hitting your knee on a parked car's bumper and losing all muscular control and collapsing in a heap.

No one likes when Santa sucks.