The old ladies in my grandmother’s bridge league were regularly users of HGH. Hydrox, Gin, and Halobetasol for rashes.  

Cheating at a casino.  What are the odds?

And the billboard literally says “ADCOCK” at the bottom.

Sure, here you go.

Just going to say that I initially read the first part of your second paragraph VERY incorrectly.

If he’s telling the truth, and they agreed upon a fixed fee beforehand (and he would have gotten the same pay if Kuchar finished last), I have a tough time being all that upset about this.

Dead? No, he’s not dead. See?

welcome back

congrats to Splinter for bringing this to light, showing once again that sunlight is the best way to combat Ricketts

Six or seven kickers is a lot of kickers

“the 70s, when they made the playoffs 17 of 19 years,”

But hot dogs are a place-based food that are required fare at any of the following locations:

Wait till he finds out that the guy fucked his mom too.

Because how else are people supposed to know when theyre ready for some football?

I assume Nicki used #ArnoldPalmer because this story is only half tea.

Where was this post yesterday?

“Interesting thoughts. Can this sewer alligator play linebacker?”.

Punchline?

Probably just telling Alexa to replay his favorite Toto song.

You’ve heard of Twitter.