It’s not like other small businesses could’ve benefitted from such a generous loan or anything...

Dennis Miller’s time on Monday Night Football made about as much sense as Jerome Kern negotiating the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk on behalf of the 1976 New York Islanders...

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

I mean, it’s pretty rude to ask a softball question of a soccer coach.

Outrageous Omission:

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

In Soviet Wisconsin, pitchers carry Brewers!

Boras suggests the half-measure of getting baseball’s umpires to “oversee regular toweling of bases during wet weather”

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

Intercept10n

Med10crity

You’re close, but I think id10t is a better fit here.

Get back to work, Nibbles!

Every fifty years you can count on a Rolling Stones concert in San Francisco ending in a fracas. Time is on their side.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

OK, he sucks now, but he was pretty funny as the little brother on Malcolm in the Middle.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

They’re letting you use the computers at the nursing home today?

They made the movie Rudy about his life.

Taking into account the VP of Communications surname is Chmura, I’m not sure it’s in anyone’s best interest to hear his opinion on such matters.