B+ for the effort.  Only missing the folding table by 5 feet on a 40 foot drop is pretty impressive when taking into account the assumed lack of practice.

Dear Lord. I do this kind of thing unintentionally all the time. So unintentionally that I had to re-read what I had typed three times before I caught it.  One day it’s going to bite me in the ass.

This is the correct take. When this story came out a month ago I thought it was shitty of Kuchar. When the details came out about the initial payment agreement I changed my mind. When a bunch of people who don’t know anything about golf started in with their hot takes I started to feel bad for Kuchar. When Kuchar made…

Let’s not hide what’s really happening here. No one in the entire state wants to spend every February freezing their ass off while being reminded of the absolute throttling Kaepernick gave the Packers in the 2013 playoffs.  Might as well honor Mike Vick and Russell Wilson while your at it.

Since I’m guessing this is where most people come for their ISU basketball news, I’ll point out that they also lost to Valparaiso on January 2 on a half-court buzzer beater. At least this one made it to the Sports Center top ten plays.

15-LOVE?  More like 7-LOVE if you ask me.

Mainly because those three aren’t representing the city of Boston or any number of unnamed municipalities in the general area.

Judging by the picture, it’s safe to assume Gould would have gone to the right.

Came here to get a good laugh out of all of the Arnold Palmer takes, and there is only one.  What is wrong with you people.  Although it would be tough to top this one, I at least expected someone to try.  The Arnold Palmer hashtag is pure gold from a WTF standpoint.

Not sure how this is any different that Soldier Field.  Let ‘em play.

My kids still make fun of me for this exact same mistake. What really got me was the “O” in their logo is made to look like the degree sign for some reason. You see that sign and you automatically think of the temperature. I’m with you, man.

Tater tots in a hot dish!! What is this, Christmas!  Settle down.

I’ve found them to come in quite handy on a golf course.

Congratulations on this original thought.  I’m heading back over to The Root so I can feel even worse about myself.

Why the long face?

Had the defense just stopped playing as the clock hit zero, I can see the problem here.  They still had a chance to stop the play, and didn’t.

I referenced this today in the lunchroom at work, saying that now drinking Pepsi is the newest way to own the libs.  Everyone looked at me like I had three heads.  It was then I remembered that they spend all day working, while I surf the web reading phrases such as “own the libs.”  

I worked in the dish room in my college dorm for a year and a half. The dorm had over 2,000 residents, so it could get pretty busy. The dish room was in the basement with no air circulation and two giant steam dishwashers. It was hot as hell and smelled terrible as the giant grease trap was also in the same area. I…

Harbaugh immediately had it removed when he was told Matlock could not be shown in hi-def.

This is how the rule book got to be 300 pages to begin with.  Someone figured out how to do something cool, and then a rule was made to make it illegal because it didn’t look like FOOTBAW.  Any stupid ass small rule that makes no sense can be traced back to a specific instance that pissed someone off.