My roommate and her boyfriend are both super Republican and now there are fucking bowtie catalogs in my apartment. Catalogs specifically for bowties. They exist.

pound in the face of a man in a bow tie and boat shoes

Awww, still no word on Boaty McBoatface?

Why is it the woman’s job to ensure a man stand up for a child?

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

I’m loving the color of her dress!

Not really getting where the hate for Gervais is coming from. To me he remains a great example of the comedian who always punches up and never punches down.

Jenna Maroney is that you?!

I’m a scientist, so I constantly have to convert back and forth between the metric system and freedom units.

Be fair, I’m pretty sure those are aftermarket?

Proper answer

Me, too and let me change your life for you:

etchings and chill

“It’s like a million garlic cloves cried out, as they were pressed.”

Attractive?

I seem to remember it being one of the recommendations in the “how to pick up hot chicks” guide. You’re supposed to bruise their ego a bit or something like that to put them off guard then try to ask them out.

Yeah, can we attack his WRITING, as well? Because he sucks at his job, too.

My mom tried to run me over with her car at Christmas and I have only spoken to her once since then. And somehow I feel like the piece of shit in this whole situation.